This atheist- naturalist would like to say something about Christopher Hitchens that might be the one thing that no one ever was willing to say or think about Hitchens.
When did it become okay for straight men to act like bitchy fags?
Seriously – I don’t like televangelists any better than Hitchens, but I was stunned beyond the ability to form words in my head never mind have a thought come out of my mouth – when he referred to whatever Telev whateever
that one who died and Hitchens opened his column by refering to the man’s festering corpse.
Because as a Canadian and as a lesbian who has a track recording of bring building across our differences and shifting the conversation from zero-sum to interest based. I am just…..mad….cold….fury……..sip sip sip
Because I am prepared to say what every single Christian felt at that moment of Hitchen’s self absorbed cleverness – but no athiests would listen to – because and this is important enough to be repeated – I do know that there are no gods, but I am not sure that there is not an afterlife, given what I have personally experienced and am not telling anyone about. Yet.
So at least, I know that all religion is – is a story that we tell ourselves about the universe and how to be in it – and I see down through history as literacy changed religion from being conveys through images and talking to reading and how all the advancement of naturalism was helf back by religion and without religion, we’d already be in that Federation of Planets – but like any prospective member – we have to get our act together and we have to get it together this year. – there are only three glaciers left and us Vikings are getting restless.
And if the world thought that the Viking onslaught a few centries around 1000 CE was bad – then I need to explain something to you – as a descendant of those Vikings who came to Canada back then and left this rich fertile land to the aboriginals – who managed to do what no European nation did – they made us leave and not come back until 1000 years had passed.
Because as tough as us Vikings were – all those little raids on Europe – that’s what we did to make the young men get out from under foot – go play in the world – while we watch the crops grow and come back in fall for the harvest…..
The aboriginals that the Europeans later came over and tromped on – you didn’t defeat anyone – you just thinned out their ranks with European diseases and treachery – and they know what the Viking know and we’re not telling you Europeans with all your high faluting civilization that makes you too stupid to understand – what every farmer knows:
Do not shit on your food. Do not piss in your drinking water.
Now that I got that sidetrack out of my system – back to Hitchens and the words he used – not to educate, inspire or enlighten – but the words he used to hurt, just because he could:
That televangelist created evil in the world – I can’t even remember which one it was, that’s how much they blur into one person to me – but no matter what he did in the world and how many people he hurt and how yes, it’s okay to be happy that someone is working through their karma – and I know that sometimes, you are the karmic backlash –
The man had a family and people who cared for him.
Even thought we can agree, that religious guy created far more harm than good – for a man from the land of John Donne, so educated and whatever:
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.
Straight men do not need to add Bitchy Fag to their personas – because frankly – straight men who are too stupid to understand that
WOMEN ARE FUNNY
and we don’t have to be fat or lesbians or not-white to be funny.
speaking of words that hurt and Kathy Griffin should not have said suck it Jesus – but she was playing to the cheap seats.
Kathy should have said: Suck It Hitchens.
Because Kathy Griffin is the fucking funniest woman in America – except when she does all the reality show recap jokes, but I get it, it’s what her audience watches.
Okay, yes, i am a lesbian and I happen to be fat for my adult life – but that was ….full stop.
So with elevator gate’s ashes still singing the sensibilities of non-Alpha males who can’t see past their own penis to see that that woman is not a hole to fill – but a living breathing person who has a loooooot of guy up in her face asking to drill her
so when women are not charmed by your shy coy or whatever act – don’t be surprised if you get maced or kicked in your special place or some gentler refusal or verbal decline of whatever you think your fine self is.
Because while you have your little act and you keep trying to tap this or top that
what you need to realize is that to the woman – you’re one more face to add to the existing character profile of guys to avoid who tried that same act 2000 times before
so men who are concerned about how many men that women have had sex with because it’s gay to think about it or it’s imtimidating because wow, she’s going to know you suck at sex.
Here’s some friendly advise from a Canadian lesbians, who’s been helping men get laid for 2 decades – unpaid and rarely thanked.
If you do not pay attention to the SPECIFIC and Particular woman that you are trying to have sex with and you’re all ALL YOU ALL THE TIME
Here’s what I’ve been telling the so called straight women:
Anyone who is more into themselves than they are into you – specifically – as opposed to into you as the current woman with a hole to fill, maybe 2 if they are really licky or 3 for the hat trick…
no one who is into themselves is worth allowing to masturbate into you – any part of you – not any orifice and certainly not your date book or your time.
But, I’m Canadian and we don’t talk badly about other people – unless their behaviour is so outrageously shocking – even when – as with Mr Hitchens – intellectually, I agree with every single thing he said – especially about Mother Teresa – because I had her pegged when she came to Vancouver in the 1980s and I was a teenaged girl writing my little poems.
And Hitchens, I fell in love with because he was the first person who was bold enough to say that I was already thinking – that woman was evil to her core because there is seriously something wrong with having that big a fetish for suffering to have inflicted as much suffering in the world that she and her church have inflicted upon this world – and all the little copy cat scaled down clones of the Catholics, which because they were born in America – they think that the protestant big tent mall sized churches are an American improvement
but really, they are just scaled down franchises – all the meanness and non- of the historically established infratrure that is needed to do all the damage causing heavy lifing
because here’s another random thought for people to consider
people flocked to join the church in the middle ages so they didn’t have to get married to a person of the opposite sex – being a nun was often the only way a woman had to get away from men – at least, the nunneries that didn’t double as brothels…….
I don’t know why anyone would now – because in the modern world – in secular democratic societies – even if you cant marry the same sex person that you love – there’s nothing stopping you from building a life together
now – before anyone starts to think that I am admitting that the Catholic Church is a gay male conspiracy to fuck the children of the world
it might be a conspiracy to do that, but it’s not a gay conspiracy
because here’s what straight people don’t undertand:
for every 1 boy who is molested, 7 girls are
the average pedophile molests 250 children of either gender – and that doesn’t include the really motivated ones and that number is pulled down by not having stats on those pedophiles who never stray outside of their own children
Yes, it is terrible when boys get molested – and boys are being molested – by both men and women
but boys, especially teen boys, who get molested by women are considered by society to be lucky – no matter what that boy might feel or say he feels when he puts on bravado boy, my teacher was hot face.
and boys who are molested by men, well, that starts the witchhunt against gay men
but gay men are men who like other men – not children and not even boy children.
Most convicted pedophiles – and these are men who went outside of their families – that 250 notches has to come from somewhere – are heterosexual in their adult orientation and are heteroflexible when it comes to children
because all people – no matter their adult gender – when we are old and when we are young – there’s not a lot of differences between us during our most vulnerable period of time – dependant and not likely to be believed
I know, because I encountered pedophile who got inside my family and I stopped him and I told – and THIS IS THE MOST CRITICAL PART IF YOU LISTEN TO NOTHING ELSE I SAY FOR THE WHOLE OF MY LIFE
Believe what your children tell you – especially young children – because as much as they might seem like little adults – they have no reason to make up stories about people asking them to take off their clothes and touch them.
BUT – and this is the really important part – if the child’s parents are divorcing – then – that child needs to have their own separate lawyer – because neither parent is looking out for the interests of the child and that is – the maximum possible connection to BOTH PARENTS no matter what
Because when parents use their children to hurt or get back or whatever to the other parent – then your child has no reason to think that they aren’t the cause of the divorce.
Because you are putting them right up front and centre and as James Dean wailed – You are tearing them apart.
So what can they expect from the world, when the people who were supposed to love and protect them – used them as a pawn in a battle that they had no ability to understand and protect themselves.
Now – my parents are both alive and are still married – so I don’t want anyone to worry that the emotion in those words are mine.
Because I love Elvis Presley, but I model myself, on Greta Garbo.
And I have all the world’s tears in my heart and I am trying to make a glacier buffer so that – in the immortal words of Joan Rivers:
Can we talk?
oh, and the reason that I waited to do this blog – was partly to give time for his family to find their new level
but also because, I don’t know there’s an afterlife and if there is one, it’s entirely natural as part of how the universe works – so trying to obey what people have invented to tell about how to be in the universe – to worship said creator
all while treating said Creation – this planet we share – like a trash heap and acting like packs of wild dogs
what make you think your savior is waiting for you with anything but a hand palm?
because if I was Jesus, I wouldn’t be coming back here and I’d be long over what happened the last time – because if there’s something stopping him – it’s because he’s already realized that there was no one worth losing his mortal life over
given all the hate you proclaim against all the people of the world that loved – outsiders to mainstream society….
Mason Crumpacker is a ridiculously smart 9-year-old girl who became moderately famous this month after chancing into a conversation with Christopher Hitchens at a get-together of freethinkers in Houston, TX
Because a kid who’s growing up in Texas and has that level a head on her shoulders, is going to have an amazing life. Not to mention, being far more heartening a story than elevatorgate…