#1 – As Prime Minister of Canada

If elected Prime Minister; because my vision for Canada is the Star Trek Federation, I promise to offer William Shatner the position of Governor General of Canada.

I beleive that Mr. Shatner has brought a Canadian vibe to the entertainment world and that his recognition as a Canadian performer and cultural ambassador is over due.


All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From Star Trek

  • Seek out new life and new civilizations. (Novelty and diversity are good)
  • Non-interference is the Prime Directive. (campfire rule)
  • Keep your phaser set on stun. (saves having to do paperwork later)
  • Humans are highly illogical. (but that’s what works for us)
  • There’s no such thing as a Vulcan death grip. (we beleive what we’d like to be true)
  • Live long and prosper. (the best revenge is living well)
  • Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting; it is not logical but it is often true.
  • Infinite diversity in infinite combinations (IDIC).
  • Don’t put all your ranking officers in one shuttle craft. (or eggs in one basket)
  • When your logic fails, trust a hunch, because Insufficient data does not compute. (so understand probability and chaos theory)
  • Even in our own world, sometimes we are aliens.
  • When going out into the Universe, remember: “Boldly go where no one has gone before!”

2 thoughts on “#1 – As Prime Minister of Canada

  1. Oh dear. I never realise he was Canadian. Talk about being parochial. Notice you carfully avoided the split infinitive. ‘The best revenge is living long’ or there is no exaltation in advancement. The only exaltation is in endurance. If you did make him Governor he would need a decent official vehicle.

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